August 2010
3 posts
This is my life!
Computer: Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
July 2010
6 posts
June 2010
17 posts
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Beautiful People = Beautiful Babies? →
Will it Deep Fry – Cookie Time →
Will everyone just shut up about the cost of...
epic:
kellyoxford:
This has been a decade long rant for me— Driving is a privilege, not a right. List of liquids that cost more that gasoline, price per gallon: Gasoline $3.05 Evian Water $6.40 Budweiser $8.88 Windex $10.21 Kikkoman Soy Sauce $15.33 Jamba Juice $21.82 Red Bull $30.69 Head and Shoulders Shampoo $37.74 Tabasco Sauce $94.46 Fresh squeezed Wheat Grass $124.80 Cover Girl Nail...
Whats the Soccer Ball on Youtube? →
Missing Cat Poster Confusion? →
If you havent been to this site before, go now! Its very funny. This is one of his latest posts
Baby Samba! →
this kid rocks at dancing!
Batman Bear
phillydtv:
“Because he’s the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we’ll hunt him…because he can take it…because he’s not a hero…he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector…the Dark Knight.”
